I lost my shoes and bra and was beyond mapquesting
Fuck appropriateness.
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
Found a pint glass in my snow pants.
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
This guy just told me he wanted to bathe in bong water with me and then tried to lick my nipple through my bra. This could be love.
I just put bacon on a thin mint and enjoyed the shit out of it. I better not be fucking pregnant.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
If it wasn't for the fact that I drink during my lunch break I'm pretty sure I would have quit this job by now
He was gunna drive a half hour for a makeout sesh. Time to take the diapers off and learn about the wonders of the penis, dude
I'm at that point in my life where stripping isn't the worst thing I would do for money
As a friend tho, you have the biggest dick I've ever seen
you asked if you could borrow my vagina for the night
You took the glass microwave plate and said it was the closest thing to a frisbee, let me know how that works out for you
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