Memo to the bitch sitting across from me at Swamp: no one thinks you're classy with your Louis Vuitton and your Burberry scarf when you're dragging on that cig like it was the last cock on earth and you needed cum for sustenance.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
I watched the entire movie Forgetting Sarah Marshall before I realized it was in Spanish.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
you better take a shot tonight for every cat you have ever seen and wanted. this is a lot of cats.
She's gone now. Left with the wind like a majestic leaf that just rides the invisible current to locations unknown. And dude, her friends were really hot.
She roared AMY HORNEY and hulk hoganed her shirt off. Fuckin marriage time bro
I feel like a monkey keeps fucking me in the ear with a trombone as a dick.
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
When she tells her friend, "hey I'll be back tomorrow, just going to fuck a guy", right in front of you, you know you've got a winner.
There is a couple fucking in the outback bathroom and at first I thought it was sick but than I remembered my Outback fantasy with you and decided I can't pass judgements.
All I remember is being lured out to sit by the fire by you holding a piece of pizza in front of me
there is puke in my bra ... again
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Consume your own penis you ugly freak.
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