The bird has been looking kind of ugly lately...gotta look nice to fly with the hawk ya know?
So I was watching the View and they were saying oral sex is the new goodnight kiss
So when are we having a sleepover?
history professor just told us he has magic fingers. i'm going for it.
Dude its so hot it my room I can't jack off. Its gonna be a long summer.
His dick looked like E.T.'s finger. It scared me.
Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Ima go for a jog. and I'm going to jog until I throw up a lung. then I'll crawl home.
His cuteness will no longer contol my vagina
I need to establish a pattern of dominance early.... I'm like a slutty Cesar Milan
I can't imagine anything that has a removal ass flap as being sexy
I think I'm going to contact pbr and see if they'll sponsor our dreams
hes like bread. how could bread be dangeous
It's a little hazey but I think I tried to request Nelly last night. There was no dj. Not sure who I was talking to
There is a special place in hell for people who only eat the center of the pot brownies.
You just managed to turn Dr. Seuss into a sext. I really like you now.
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