ok what kind of idiot turns down casual afternoon sex?
This threesome is so guaranteed that dinner feels like a charade
This Casey James character from American Idol is really gonna mess up my sex life.
Or maybe the fact that you know who Casey James is will be what messes up your sex life.
You got ahold of his prescription papers and gave out prescriptions for cranberry and vodka
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
for once, the $56 i am about to pay for plan b was actually worth the sex.
I don't know but the stairs are covered in apples
she got into med school, i feel dumb for banging her dance major friend
Sorry for locking you out after accusing you of eating my Skittles... I realized I was mistaken after just throwing up the rainbow.
I wouldn't have puked last night if I didn't inhale straight pepper from you shattering the pepper shaker on the wall.
Every concussion has its silver lining
I'm surprised I haven't crapped out a leprechaun, I'm so hungover
He's claiming he can open a beer bottle with anything. He's been trying for a while now with a power rangers action figure and he is just cutting the hell out of his hand. There is blood all over billy
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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