Gordon Ramsey's restaurant in NY is $150 each for the chef's menu
So you're taking me there this weekend?
oh, looks like he just opened a new restaurant right by us- it's called "McDonald's". Must be scottish food.
You tried to tip the paramedic for finding you.
Theres been so much buildup for our genitals to meet, one or both of us is sure to be disappointed.
He's a cat fanatic .. That was not in the fine print when we started fucking
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Nothing says "lifelong friendship" like FaceTiming in a sex shop.
He gave me twenty cool ranch tacos and declared, drunk, " Look, I do good"
He's in the same dorm as me. We are sharing a laundry room, gym, and cafeteria. I'VE ALREADY COMMITTED DORMCEST AND MOVE-IN DAY ISN'T UNTILL NEXT WEEK!!!!
Never underestimate the power of loudly proclaiming you want to make out with someone
I'll just give him your contact info, and you'll somehow manage to get laid. Which will make me feel like your vagina's agent or something.
I've had to take two showers today and it's not even 1 o'clock. Why won't this weekend wash off?
DICK-CITY HERE WE COME
Last night was a sign that I need to stop sleeping with any girl that can quote the mighty ducks
Specially the ones that look like Goldberg
We told the cop that we were playing soccer, in flip flops, and 2:30 in the morning. It was raining and i had board shorts on. He bought it, lets go get drunk
Just let me put on a bra and brush the alcohol out of my hair.
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