she said if I bought her franzia she would blow me, and she would fuck me if I splurged on martini and rossi. Franzia it is
I need your advice and before you say it, no, it cannot be solved by a blow job
You clearly don't understand the power you wield with your mouth.
A very small part of me wants you to appreciate me for more than just my breasts. But the rest of me is breasts.
Word is he has some crazy hawaiian STD
I just blurted out "it's pretty tight isn't it"
I just want you to know that we eye fucked the shit out of someone who just got drafted
He's moaning and crying and coughing up something audibly liquid. I can't live in this house any more.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Definitely got a blow job in Charles Schwab's bed last night.
I love my job.
We just got home a lil bit ago. No sorority girls showed except the ugly swimmer chick and she asked if I've ever faked an orgasm.
If I was a guy I'd keep a condom in my pocket, in my wallet, in my backpack, in my car, in my shoe, behind my fucking ear
Just put me in your contacts as coyote
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
I swear we were drugged last night
We had a 130$ tab bitch. We drugged ourselves.
I am the image of restraint, it's why im just hungover and not in the hospital
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