if you force a hooker to have sex with you and dont pay her would it be rape or theft? something to ponder
I was in a gas station that sold tazers and I just saw a billboard that said "Strippers, need we say more?" God I love Georgia!
My 54 year old father just sent me a YouTube link on my school email titled "Walrus sucks his own dick" and then wrote in the email "I wish I were a walrus". What the fuck is wrong with my family?
Did we both pass out talking about cake last night?
EVERY guy that's EVER been in my vagina has texted me tonight for a booty call. Narrow it down to the greatest hits or just work in timeline order?
Ya I guess if we compared our actions now with our actions 2 years ago. We are definitely in a constant state of shit showness.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
"Clean/organize my room day" turned into "Blast my old Jock Jams cds while getting high as fuck with a strobe light day"
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
We're Scorpios. We're like dogs rolling in whatever smells good to us.
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
Bud... Did you mean to tweet a picture of your dick? If not just letting you know.
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
She told me to take deeps breaths and I said I said YOU FUCKING TAKE A BREATH CAROL IM SURE IF YOU WERE IN MY POSITION YOU WOULD HAVE OFFED YOURSELF ALREADY and she said my name is Becky 😂
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