i permit you to call me
come outside for a special surprise it involves huge boobs
Is it weird for a girl to post pictures of her dildo no facebook?
Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
i jus dunped the rest of my drink down the sink and tool my bra off. pretty sure this is the best decision for everybody.
I DONT WANT TO PLUS I THINK I FLUSHED MY KEYS DOWN THE TOILET WHILE I WAS PEEING
Apparently I've told this bouncer I stalk him on Instagram 3 times. I should stop drinking. I only remeber saying it tonight. early sign of Alzheimer's
Your mother may get texts again about women putting dog food up their vaginas and asking for it to be licked.
Remember last NYE when after the 9th shot of tequila you went on full crazy mode and made out with the 50 y/o doorkeeper? and he called you the next day?
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I got home at 1 am on a weeknight with lube in my hair. I'd say it was a successful first date.
He's got the good dick trifecta - flip phone, works outside, bed with no headboard.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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