He felt like a one man threesome
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
Just made a photo collage of the girls I've hooked up with this summer. I'm patting myself on my back right now
I love that the power of margaritas brought us back together.
I'm going on a valentine's date with the random guy i hooked up with in the bar bathroom this weekend...i feel like julia roberts
he was extremely fucked up- he thought my sports bra was his boxers. even when his leg wouldnt fit. at least whiskey dick wasnt a problem
I DO NOT KNOW WHO SHE IS, WE HAVE NO MORE FRUIT, SHE CAN'T STAY HERE.
My worst fear almost came to light...I was choking and the cats stared at me like they had no problem eating my face if I died
Just figured out my hair is long enough to tie my wrists together. . .get over here NOW!
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
so as he was cumming he sort of growled with one eye squinted... for a moment there I thought I was fucking Popeye
I mean obviously I like your dick... Jury is still out on you but your dick is good
you said you wanted to call me grandma and give me hugs
The economy cant be that bad, I willingly got fired to bang her again.
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
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