marko just referred to some fat asian and a portly friend as Jupiter and one of its moons. unreal. hyte!
Apparently 151 is to me what spinach is to popeye.
I am pretty sure I told him the clouds were earth's purest filtration system and that snow was the rarest and most delicious water in the world. My lips are burning because we ate so much.
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
Now for something completely different: ive figured out how to eat a banana without insinuating something completely naughty
I would like to apologize for making you the target of my "I wish head hair grew as fast as Pubes speech" the other night
i have a wrist watched drawn on my wrist that it says shot o clock
I made out with Jen. We were naked. I'm still gay. Forever
Did the math... it's Magna Cum Laude whether I get a 4.0 or a 0.0 this semester. I'm blacking out now, wake me up when I have to walk across the stage,
He's so young, I keep getting a mental image of him in footie pajamas. It's cute but it's wrong. Or is it?
Broeke and glass. I feel so and. Appilogixe in morbing.
He compared my blow job skills to finding gold treasure in a gold chest, so there's that.
Like I could say no to two hot people already naked and fucking. Please. I'm not made of stone.
Twice?!
It's just a friend who is recently single and I'm going to heal his broken heart with my vagina
Your Saturday night was spent at the opera, mine was spent exchanging naked pics with a hot middle aged man that is so ripped that he looks like he's photoshopped. This is why we're blood sisters. We balance each other out.
I hate you so hard.
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