I'm playing with the baby I just found in your kitchen
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
It's not every day you get to see a girl fuck herself with a pickle.
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
I cant tell which is worse. That its only my third time doing laundry this year or that its the first time ive done it sober.
I just put my hair into this ponytail & it looks hideous & really cool at the same time. I am dedicating it to the hangover I have
At one point I thought we were going to have to fuck our way out of their apartment
You paid at the door and they gave you a straw for the kiddie pool full of booze.
After a bit there were two girls who got naked and liquor wrestled. I don't think it was planned.
Downloaded the Pocket Penguin app. There are now penguins living in my phone. Technology is wonderful.
That's good. Don't want to see you bellydancing in prison for homemade wine.
I'm about to turn myself in when I'm less hungover.
my bed is a shrine, and I am its goddess.
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
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