it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
these burps are starting to have way more vomit in them,
I know they r crazy. However porn on a big screen is an easy commitment. They come with mute, stop, fast fwd and replay buttons. if only all women came that way...
Is drinking merlot and watching womens figure skating by myself gay?
Fire inspection over. Blunts are OK
You told him you loved him!?
I mean if he translated "Zi luve ku" as that then yes.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
Just make it a game! Like 20 questions STD style.
Want to do me the honour of waxing my legs again before I go to Mexico? I feel like it's a tradition we shouldn't break.
Please don't think I'm weird for texting you this at 12:08 am but I just found another picture on the Internet where I think you can see his dick through whatever he's wearing
Casey, if you want the continuing love of our mother, you're gonna need to stop drunk texting her from PCB.
Wait, how many people just saw my dick?
just so it's not awkward when you get here, you and my dog have the same name.
Hahaha nice
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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