omg, he ripped it...he ripped my vagina...best. night. ever.
never have i ever had a craving for dick this badly
quick I need to know all the foods that the very hungry caterpillar ate
school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
Well his aunt was in the next room so we had to be quiet. I felt like i was on an episode of silent library.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
Just been one of those weeks where alcohol out weighs friendship
She said I came to for a minute, shouted IHOP!! and then shook my head and said no before passing out again
From what I hear, her blowjob factory was runninng at full capacity this weekend.
Gong!
YOU'RE MARRIED NOW YOU CAN'T KEEP GONGING ME WHEN YOU GET LAID IT DOESN'T COUNT
Lube is flammable
Who is this??
Ive never seen one person more proud of themselves of peeing in public and getting away with it.
Next time, dont ever let me talk to a guy drunk, especially if I have class with him the next day
Who do you have class with??
The guy that pulled down his pants in the middle of the dance floor to show me his tattoo
I got inside last night via doggy door
So I figured it out. There's two types of shitters. Moaners and grunters. And on occasion there's a third. It's the ill fabled grunt moaner.
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