Hey, do you have a beer bong you could drop off at my little brother's place?
you kept calling numbers in ur phone book and saying, "I love your show, I'm a long time listener, first time caller."
Still workable. Pretty sure i told her i'd eat her out in the woods.
My mother just asked me if i ever swallow the goods...should i be concerned?
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
I woke up and blew hamburger out my nose. That kinda night.
She just flushed the toilet with her head inside it...
First stoner thought of the day: Life would be so much better if there were more things that were biscuits and gravy flavored.
Prepare for massive TMI but anyway long story short I have a Swiss flag band-aid across my balls.
What a patriot you are. How'd it happen?
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
What am I supposed to say? "Hi new uncle in law once I tried cocaine in Mexico and every once in a while i motorboat strangers. so happy to be a part of your family"
He had really great hair, but he told me he's been in a psych ward three times. I mean I know I'm a psych major, but that's too much.
YOU BROUGHT HANDCUFFS TO THE WHITE ELEPHANT EXCHANGE AND DIDN'T TELL ME???
I'll probably just end up banging you in your parents marital bed,in their honor of course.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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