Do you still have your period?
READY
for what?
TO HAVE SEXXXX
i think you have the wrong number
FYI: Do not ever call any girl a thundercunt as a form of dirty talk.
Immaculate conception is definitely the most boring way to conceive a child.
hahahahaha your sister just walked down from the guest house with a stain on the front of her shirt and "owned" written in blue sharpie on her forehead. i dont think she knows what happened last night either.
Nice. Don't spend your therapist's co-pay on Jaeger bombs.
STOP LICKING HIS MUSTACHE
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
We found Kyle. He was next door yelling at the elderly couple to let him continue his golf game. No more afternoon drinking for him.
Of the 4 nights I've gone downtown this week, I've been "piss in the parking lot" drunk 5 times
Everyone's impressed that I actually got pee all over his car since I'm a girl and they're a little curious..
do you think there's enough of the fabric you gave me to make a crop top for a cat?
I'm dying of laughter, but I'm also just dying
Send help
I just went to cvs and bought condoms, handcuffs and a coloring book
I CAN’T BELIEVE YOU STUCK YOUR DICK IN CRAZY!
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