Don't you think facebook is a bit pretentious, suggesting friends and all? No facebook, I would NOT like to be friends with a girl whose fiancee I have slept with.
Is it socially acceptable to order two burrito bowls?
anything's socially acceptable if you do it with enough confidence
this is hardly the first time i've been told i'm dressed "too suggestively" for 7 in the morning.
You didn't have enough money so you tried to convince the cashier that "four dollar foot long" rolled off the tongue better. Stop drinking. Immediately.
He came in looking for condoms, iced coffee, and a gas tank. I need to be where he's going.
Had to awkwardly dig through all my fake ID's to get my real one so I could vote.......Model citizen over here.
It was cool in an 'oh shit I'm gonna get arrested' way.
I AM COVERED IN FAKE BLOOD AND REAL CUM. I AM AWESOME
Oh god I want to come home! They have an air raid siren here that alerts their neighbours across the desert it's time to come over on atvs and drink.
I've never been more scared for my virginity in my life. And I lost my virginity almost 6 years ago.
Justin just used the term "industrial strength colon blow".
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
On a scale of 1-10 I’m at biblical violence
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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