the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
I've had that scene from "Parenthood" where Rick Moranis' character is singing "Close To You" to his wife in classroom, stuck in my head all morning.
I guess my mind is just wondering whatever happened to Rick Mornais.
dunno bout you, but i grow tired of beef curtains
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
all the douches that like ed hardy are the same douches that were obsessed with lisa frank
dont touch anything in my room. If its phallus shaped, i can almost guarantee its been in my vagina.
she found out just an hour ago that she might have cervical cancer. either way we're watching 50/50 and taking a shot of patron anytime anyone says cancer.
I don't want to be with anyone who doesn't accept me for who I am. eating cheeseburgers in bed is my favorite activity.
Here is your half hour reminder. Meet you at emergency room.
Roommate is hosting a 'sorority retreat' at our house. If you need to get laid, stumble on over.
He was feeling me up but acting like he was asleep. Like WTF does that mean??
Is offering to blow your HR rep considered an ethics violation?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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