OMg patrick swayze is the sexuest man he is killing me I'm gonna get dehydrated if I don't stop looking at him
you googled "nude photos of celebrities you wouldn't expect to have nude photos", puked into the beer bong, and then laughed
So excited for tonight I might actually pee my pants BEFORE I get blackout
U owe me five dollars for that paper towel you bet i wouldnt eat last night
Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
Please tell me why your entire hallway smells like microwaved condoms.
well someone pooped in the lint basket in the laundry room last night, but none of us will admit to it so we're all just secretly judging each other and doubting ourselves.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
I think that the jello shots in bowls is where it all went wrong.
He led me to his room and handed me the remote, he left to go take a shower and there is a group of guys across the hall just staring at me... Its like they know something i dont. Help me.
I think he was trying to tie my clitoris in a knot with his tongue. So awful.
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
It's alright. I'm just trying to make her realize you're not good enough for her.
WTF ARE YOU DOING IT'S FUCKING VEGAN COFFEE IT'S MADE WITH NUT MILK YOU'RE NOT A FUCKING SQUIRREL.
I STUDIED GEOGRAPHY I KNOW THIS SHIT!! DON'T YOU DARE QUESTION MY AUTHORITY ON GLACIAL DEPOSITION AGAIN BITCH!!
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