Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
My idea of sleeping together involves doing the Humpty Hump. Her idea of sleeping together focused more on being fully clothed on the opposite sides of a king sized bed.
Pissing in la rieve gfox. Jer zsyuis diu drunk but it felt amazunbg
Dans le librearie ivetre. Hjhaha
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
Either call me back or tell me you're in jail. For fucks sake. If this is a cop, just help out. national league.
Homeboy was juggling while taking bong rips. Of course he got laid.
gladiator or hannah montana?
This is why I never have to ask who you are when I get a new phone.
only thing in my fruit bowl is 4 champagne corks and a jenga piece . Tuesday.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
she came back from her house with A paper cut , a 2liter of sprite with Bacardi , and half a mustache . we're inviting her more ofte
So how exactly do I backtrack from motorboating and ass grabbing?
I'm very impressed by your ability to explain a story about your fiery snatch solely in emojis. props.
I would be down to associate sex w taco bell
Can I make sure all my sluttiness goes to you when I die? You're the only person I know who'll make use of it
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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