He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
We followed the campus tour around in a golf cart drinking PBR and blasting "Sexual Healing."
Dude, she found the red hair dye from 4th of July. then she proceeded to give you a red mohawk for a more patriotic thanksgiving eve. How do you not remember that?
If it carries over into the weekend I would be glad to nurse your vagina back to health.
Glow parties are what I live for
Your priorities in life astound me
I don't think anybody else enjoys making out with multiple guys on the same night as much as I do. I'm like a wine taster but with lips... it's like art to me. The bruise on my upper lip is proof of it
Well he can play the xylophone with his erect cock... So he's got that going for him
We are not in a rock band. We can't continue living like this.
I'm hoping my engineering degree will pay off when I invent porn watching in the shower
I feel like there's no sexy way to pull 12 condoms out of your bra.
I don't remember where I was but I remembered that I hated everyone there
Got home. All the lights were on. All the doors were unlocked. My room was covered in beads, there's puke in the sink and of course our toilet is still broke. I'd say it was a decent Mardi Gras
That's actually very serious....I really do think of you whenever is see pizza
How much weed should I buy my mom for her birthday?
Was just at a stoplight and some kid was smoking a blunt and we smiled at him and he offered to pass it between cars... Only in Rockford
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