I wanna bring you to show and tell
But, the reference to being horny and then blending a banana is troubling
They have edible shot glasses at target.
There really is a God.
pretty sure i saw you masturbating on chatroulette a minute ago. yes, i can recognize your cock
I THOUGHT I SAW YOU
I might have a beer. Just to keep this hangover on its toes.
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
You rolled around in the grass BEFORE we went in and said it was because "ladies love that eau de earth"
Apparently, "please don't I have to be in court tomorrow" is not a valid excuse for a girl to abstain from giving a massive hickey.
He would drink pee if it was in a beer can
We hooked up and then we watched game of thrones while he fed me chocolate. I don't see how our benafriendship is a bad thing.
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
It was somewhere in between an airport security patdown and a medical examination. No groping or squeezing, just brief pokes and pats.
I wanted to give everyone gifts as they left the house... So when your wondering where most of the christmas ornaments are I'm really sorry.
We can have bacon on the roof while tanning
shes rolling around in the floor yelling my vagina hates me
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