Oh shit, I think we need to get you a hobby that doesn't include penises
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Pls don't use the words alligator, purple, and sperm in the same sentence ever again.
I was so high i started crying when i saw how much puppychow was there.
Kinda wish I banged him. I need the exercise.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
If you come, call before you come in. I'm tanning my balls. Enjoy that visual.
she drove 3 hrs one way just to sleep with me. I felt bad complaining about paying for condoms.
Whoever invented the gimlet should be given a medal and then shot
Fucken Tweens. They smelled like cotton candy and hand jobs my nostrils were offended.
He went to WalMart with $30 and came back with a watch, a basketball and an engagement ring.
i dont remember how or why, but i now have 3 coupons for a free BJ from Anise stapled to my right arm.
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
You know I was thinking and I've never seen a penis in a whirlpool before
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