piano lessons. No girlfriend. What's up.
My parents came down to check and make sure I wasn't into any mischief then proceeded to give me alcohol.
He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
the non-midget kid sent 8,000 texts in a month. the midget parents are pissed. THIS IS EPIC WHEN YOUR HIGH.
Every time I hit my bowl my neighbors set off fireworks... I stop, they stop. I start again, they start again. Too high for this.
If Amber from Teen Mom can get a new boyfriend, so can I.
It's nice to see a girl prepared for the walk of shame. She brought headphones
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
Ginormous penis in the breeze, cumming champagne showers into your eye
Please stop letting me make out with hot lesbians.
Definitely not. I may be your best friend, but first and foremost I am a guy. Please continue.
You went full blown lifeguard... You wouldn't let me sleep until I was in the safety position, so I wouldn't die in my sleep...
Shroomed with my best friend'a dad at his wife's surprise birthday party so you can say I have experience in the field
All the doctor said was why
i just watched a 27 minute video about owls...that high.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
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