everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
How am I supposed to spread my seed with you "modern women" and your birth control?
had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
my affection for youporn is starting to get disturbing... i just thought about sending them a christmas card
I feel like I should come with a warning like "Orgasm free since 1983"
she was using bread to soak up the vodka off the floor then proceeded to eat it.
We can't bring brittanys dog so we are getting high and getting in my bathtub I think it's pretty safe
The guys are trying to figure out my orientation....think theyve settled on "drunksexual"
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
Its 11am and I'm eating gummi bears and drinking Tennessee honey in my underwear...this is why I'm self employed
He texted me at 2am telling me to come get my American flag from his place, if that's not code for sex idk what is
Looks like taco salad for lunch. I may have died and gone to be better circle in hell than I thought.
i think i left you like a 5 minute message about the mcchicken burger i was eating. I think I called wanting sex but the mcchicken burger was a lot more seducing.
well you're talking to a woman who had glorious sex less than 24 hrs ago so my opinion is biased.
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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