Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
We convinced her the game "just the tip" was a billiards game. She was asking a couple guys if they wanted to play as we left. I kinda don't want to ask her how the rest of the night went.
Do you know how hard it is to write about pediatric crohn's when we're trying to figure out the keg situation for graduation?
I knew I fucked up when I woke up with the meat scissors in my hand.
WHAT IF you could get pizza delivered to you IN YOUR CAR while driving somewhere. Like moving roadside service.
You're High aren't you?
Sooooo high
Dude... You called me at 3am to tell me you still had your pants.
I think I hit my head on every surface in that apartment last night
she gave me her number and i just said "no. cant."
It really went downhill when you started writing IOU on pieces of napkins. Giving them to the strippers
Real life dumb and dumber
My ultimate goal is to get laid wearing a horse mask... That would be awesome on all possible levels
I really hope you didn't eat the bowl of melted vanilla ice cream I left on the coffee table. Because it is not melted vanilla ice cream.
I would totes reciprocate the nip pic, but I'm sick with a piece of tissue shoved up one of my nostrils and I'm just not feeling that ambitious. Sorry.
The power of my boobs compel you
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
I'm too pretty to be this sexually frustrated.
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