Hope the move went well! I'll miss you!
you are a cunt and I hated living with you and your skeezy boyfriend.Just thought I'd get that out there.
Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
At least I can take solace in the fact that with 8 billion some odd people in the world, at least one of them is shitting in their own car right now.
I Just realized that having a picture folder that says "not for mom" may give off the wrong impression to wondering eyes
I may do that, fyi I'm even more sore than I was yesterday. It's like the ghost of your dick is still inside me.
Im eating the cereal I found in my pocket and drinking wine out of the bottle.
He said he wanted to make me his Twinkie, "filled with his delicious cream." ABSOLUTELY 100% NO YOU MAY NOT REPEAT ****NOT**** GIVE HIM MY NUMBER EVER EVER EVER. Please confirm receipt and full comprehension of this message.
theres chocolate ground into my couch, nerds candy all over the floor and cocaine on every surface. great memorial day weekend and yours?
There is nothing worse than the batteries of your vibrator dying on valentines day
I need dunkaroos back in my life.
...is this motivational speaking, or sexting? It's getting hard to tell.
not that i'm not about exploiting men for money
As for the other mouse...I don't have any mouse traps so I put a Jell-O shot on the ground. Party hard little dude.
I can't remember what I did last night, but judging from the state of my hair I had a pretty good time.
Do you remember seeing anyone put a "my other penis is a vagina" bumper sticker on my car?
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