Had a 3 sum last night, and today food just taste better and the air seems so much fresher!
Can you believe The 5th Element didn't get best fight scene in 1997?! I'm still bitter. 12 years later.
Haha how do you remember that?
HOW COULD I FORGET?!
thanks for not screaming that I'm pregnant when that guy was giving me his number.
Holy shit bill nye is being consulted as an expert on cnn and hes credited as the science guy. What the fuck is the world coming to?
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
I was just compiling a top 5 blowjobs list and that's in there for sure.
I want to bury your face in my vagina. Possibly by force. I will try not to suffocate you though.
We played alot of beer pong and ventured into the woods with tiki torches
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
If you could watch a water balloon run... That's what it's like watching her run.
I want to preface this by saying nothing happened, nothing is on fire. It is mere speculation. Do we have a fire extinguisher?
I feel like the universe head butted me in my balls. That hungover.
.... My lady balls. Cuz I'm a lady.
If I had your ass I would rule the world
No I dont want him to bring his twin brother, cause then ill have to entertain him with my vagina
where are you guys?
stoned at his house watching water boil
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