real busy. everything is packed. thats why we ended up at the strip club
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Would it be too much if i wore depends to new moon so i dont miss any of it?
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
I think it was you who decided that coming home at 3AM and cooking eggs topless was the best way to end our night. Eating the scrambled eggs off each other's boobs, that was ellie's idea
I JUST WANT TO WATCH PORN BUT THE CAT IS JUST SITTING HERE LICKING HIS BALLS. I CAN'T DO IT.
I can trace it back to that drunken night where we peed on each other in the shower.
he was wearing ninja turtle pajamas and he STILL got laid. who the fuck is this guy?!
i wish his balls had a scratch and sniff sticker elsewhere so i would know before i even went down there
I know that we've never been that tight but I want you to meet my cat before I move.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I woke up knowing I have nowhere to be today except parties and it was glorious and I am so happy
Some guy I'd never met and didn't invite threw the punch bowl at the wall and set the plastic skeleton on fire. I don't think we'll be getting the full deposit back
I haven't even lived here for 24 hours yet, and I've already banged someone. My new hoe life is off to a great start.
This whole brainwashing thing is easy!
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