put your party hat on. and by party hat I mean no panties
Good luck man
I dont need it. Shes easy.
I saw your purple underwear in the road this morning.
making cat noises will not fix the situation.
I just got wrote up for "repeatedly smelling like alcohol"
That was long passed due.
no they seem fine, they're doing push ups and waiting for a charging toy helicopter
Not till Sunday. I'm going to sleep in my car. And I know. This place is insane. Blood on the stAirs 5 dollar slices of pizza. A girl on our floor had a stroke.
I think I pulled my groin stumbling back from the bar. That or the hippo I woke up next to.
Just did a line with lance bass. Only in NY
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
So our annual Dick Trip has been tentatively scheduled for the week of July 1 - 5. This years theme is "Fucking for Freedom".
Is it just me or is Michael Jackson blasting throughout the house
If more people understood that brunch is at 3pm the world would be a better place because you don't have to wake up early. Breakfast food is important
He makes bad life choices and drives a wagon, how is that not my type?
There's nothing like a guy talking about your vagina as if it's delicious food to make your day better.
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