Hey I don't know if you will get this but all I know is you are so beautiful to .ee and? I dare anyone to stop me me from caring for you ante so beautiful so I kid you not gorgeous iyoiu are so beautiful to me i dare som.eone too stioo you
This dress was meant to end up on your floor
it only takes four glasses of wine for me to ride an elephant with a stranger.
Whats a good hint for stop bitching im gonna give you head
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
After we were finished she said "That was like marriage sex". Should I take that as a compliment or insult?
Your car is in front of my house. Keys are in the mailbox. There is a fire hydrant in your trunk. Happy Birthday
But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
i definitely signed you up to receive text message notifications from a jukebox last night. Not even sorry.
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I just realized I haven't looked at our horoscopes lately. If mine says anything about tweakers, I'm burning my phone.
Oh shit oh shit oh shit.
BURN THE PHONE.
I'm kind of pissed I'm not hungover, that means I could have totally drank more last night.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
Guess whose grandma smokes weed?
Randomize
