woke up this morning wit a massive hangover. walked to my truck and found at least 35 for sale signs, a stop sign, and a julie kim sign...need answers
yea, you decided to become a real estate agent last night on the way home from the party. You started bitchin about how Julie Kim was stealing all your buisness....
i just saw a guy carrying a medieval times commemerative glass filled with vomit.. there were 2 people cheering him from behind
My vagina is depressed thinking about her future.
you'll be horrified to know he's visiting next weekend
You two are a rollercoaster of sex and silence.
one of the RAs is here. he told me his name is optimus prime and then took his shirt off and fell down
I believe in weed hangovers. To say the least.
In my opinion the party was fun, but i did A LOT of cocaine so my view was a little distorted......
So do I get to ride the beginning of the November stache or what?
We just saw two bitche in pink capris jazzercising down the road. On Thanksgiving.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
My sex toys have been held in customs for almost a month now. They're British, what the hell?!?
Anyways enough about genital fatigue...
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
I KEEP THINKING INAPPROPRIATE SEXUAL THOUGHTS ABOUT YOU AND I AM SORRY.
THERE IS WATER LITERALLY DRIPPING OFF OF THE CHANDELIER. I OFFICIALLY HAVE THE WORLD'S WORST RAINFALL SHOWER HEAD.
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