No, the sea-green pills were klonopin, the bright blue ones are adderall. you're probably going to have to adjust your plans for the day.
I really wanna punch him. Right in his cell-phone-sized penis
I hope this adventure ends at a hospital
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
If kinky sex was an Olympic sport they would be playing the anthem for me as we speak.
Welcome to drunk texts. Live from Margaritaville, it's Saturday night!!!
my memory may be fuzzy, but the 20+ naked pictures I sent him were surprising clear
Get this. He's a red head and he works at country oven bakery. He will forever be known as the gingerbread man.
I just ran into the woods like an idiot because ADVENTURE.
It's a sad day when you can't take off your pants and drink a margarita at work.
This time tomorrow I'll be fingering you
Oh shit a waiter was leaning over me when i opened that and i felt him pause
if elf comes on TV one more time i swear to god i will smash my brains out with this fruitcake
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Get the fuck in, we're going to Taco Bell.
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