I just got stood up by an 18 yr old. fmylife.
What would a frattoo be? Maybe like the Chinese symbol for Keystone Light.
I masturbated on the webcams with my bf yesterday then typed without washing my hands first... then my roommate used my laptop it was pretty priceless
Normal people don't sit around and watch Degrassi for twelve hours...
FUCK YOU.
hes so high that he's convinced hes a duck. hes squating in the bathtub quacking. that was NOT JUST pot.
Halfway through banging her I realized that she was playing a sex playlist on her iPod...first time actually having sex to R.Kelly's "bump and grind"
i was actually impressed that she managed to throw up underwater while scuba diving
He would only do it doggy style. The "he's probably gay" debate rages on...
Oooo. Can we pretend to be Amanda Bynes?
She bought wigs like Disney princesses. I want to be her.
I work nights. I sleep in. I take online classes. And fuck bad bitches. I'd say those are some perks to grad school.
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
All I know is I got on a table at late night and sang gotta go my own way
He had all the grace of a fucking hippo and the emotional control of a five year old
Bring me a cialis. .. I feel like having a super dick today
You were painting for six hours and managed one four foot wall. "The Mellow Handyman" isn't a good business model.
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