brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
I saw Winona at my church today. She has boobs, now.
Miracles do happen.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
good, we got high then went swimming. shelly forgot to keep swimming so we tied her to the ladder in the shallow part with her bikini top.
You probably don't remember this but last night I bought you a lap dance from a stripper that had nipples that looked like runny eggs....you're welcome.
Yeah Greg found him eating out of a tuna can with a pill cap
He sprained his penis one time
He was "naked wrestling" and fell off the couch and landed on his erect penis
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I appreciate having someone to objectively critique my dick pics.
there was a goddamn geisha at house. my dick feels more cultured.
They just made me take another shot and I found out the liquor store next to my brothers house has a petting zoo
Mind. Blown.
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