i effing cant stand that stupid soul the new way to roll hamster commercial. everyone im with is laughing and now hate them all.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
I just spilled my beer all over my laptop.. this is what i get for actually trying to do homework
A 21st bday and NYE should be illegal to have in the same week...
dude there's automatic no homos on brad Pitt and Leonardo dicaprio. Everyone knows that
Thank God for cruise control and the Starbucks cup I had to puke in.
And by that I mean I told her the plot of the first batman movie as my life and it took her like 20 minutes to figure it out
Side note, we are 25 fighting over our sophmore year RAs Drunk facebook attention
Just got my period. This just makes my beach escapade totally even that much more ok.
i probably shouldve stopped when i uncurled the curly straw in my cocktail because it was slowing me down
I'll be there in 10. I need you naked and ready. Warm up.
I'm really glad that we can be casual hook up buddies. This is a true friendship. Now, please convince your roommate to do the same. Thanks.
I mean, I'm not upset that HE's getting married, I'm upset his penis has to go through with it by default
well that was a fail
maybe for you, but i got a free ice cube in my bra
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