She was so high she ate a little piece of weed off her pants and thought it was food.
It's going to be great. They guy at the store said 3 shots and you won't be able to feel your face or stop smiling.
Fact: Telling a guy he has erectile dysfunction doesn't solve the problem.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
Like many of my risky ideas this has "burned genitals" written all over it
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
No, no, we have to calibrate. What is the maximum amount of trouble we can get into without going to jail?
You. Me. Frosting and a bed. Lets do this.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
Where the fuck do you get consience sedatives from?
Please don't make me ever have to hear the words "the Queen's gynecologist" ever again.
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Girl, he's like catnip for my pussy.
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