We basically counted to 3 and then dumped each other.
I wish scraping a resin bowl could be considered cleaning.
hot pretzels for dinner, snacks, and now breakfast...oh to be a poor college student...everyday is like a carnival.
Wish you were here....
And I wish your mouth was around my cock, but that never happens, does it?
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
I've spent the last three hours watching 30 rock and eating marshmallows and ham. I'm considering taking up weed to justify my lifestyle.
some dude is stoned out of his mind in my calc class. just shouted that the teacher was a genius cause he got rid of so many numbers
I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
...She was shooting whiskey using a turkey baster...i was horrified.
the point of no return was when you "drugged" his drink with glitter. face-planting on his dick was beyond.
No. If you are gonna end this, you are gonna do it right. Not by getting bombed and falling on a strange penis. That was the old you.
Did I really just find a cheez- it box full of condoms in your room?
Some toppless girl just walked past me in the hall and gave me half a carton of smokes. I have never been more aroused.
One less thong to worry about.
One less *thing! But probably that too.
let me assure you that a rugburn on your forehead is the worst side effect of tequila i have experienced to date.
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