Are you trying to threaten my boobs?
I just called a child with a Yankees jersey a jerkoff. so much for a friendly day @ the ballpark
No its cool I don't even have to do anything he is rapping to one of the strippers. He is punishing himself enough.
please visit steve this weekend, he is getting mature and responsible and shit which scares me.
you never texted me what you wanted from the store so I got a piece of chicken and bottle of tequila. if you want anything else you are on your own.
Im playing lifeguard in my own bathroom. How's ur night?
HOLY FUCK I JUST GOT WOKEN UP BY THUNDER!!!!!
I THINK I SHARTED
I put chex mix in your purse for when you get hungry while doing your walk of shame tomorrow!
U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Nothing says Happy Holidays like sending a picture of your ass to the wrong manager.
I left the party 20 min ago..just thought i would tell you so you wouldnt think i fell in the lake again
If I get my period the weekend your parents are gone i'm removing my uterus.
Its really hard to take a shit when the dog wont stop trying to crawl into your lap
Dude I had my dad cock block me once
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