Okay just took the preggers test..and im NOT! :)
awesome babe! drinks tonight!
Wait does the happy face mean yes? fuck.
I only have two rules. But i've fotgotten those rules and replaced them w 2 other rules
she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I understand. Hypothetically what should one do after throwing up in the shower?
she acted like she'd never seen someone do speed off of a desk with a rolled up receipt. and she calls herself a grad student.
I am literally missing a chunk of eyelashes. That's how fun it was.
YOU CHEATED ON ME WITH THE WOMAN THAT IS STAYING AT YOUR HOUSE. FORGIVE ME IF IM NOT THINKING YOUR A DEDICATED BOYFRIEND.
It's not even close to Halloween but there is a girl in a nurses outfit. Twerk or twat.
I really wanna just be like, can you just eat me out and stop whining
I think that would solve a million problems
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He had an extremely smooth butt for a man with such rough hands.
It's only funny because he thinks you had sex with him to rob him.
Can we climb Your roof?
No bitch its 2am go home.
He’s 48, has a Prince Albert piercing and a white Range Rover
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