Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
all we need is a web designer
and a bunch of prostitutes
I am going to be the most sexually active ladybug that he has ever seen
doing lines of blow through a tampon applicator in the study lounge at 7am so i can finish an italian composition that was due a week and a half ago...such a good student.
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Would a ten year old streaker be inappropriate?
That's the stuff legends are made of
That's because "bed time" is my sex playlist. If you're trying to fall asleep use "nap time"
When you guys came back from the bar, I thought everyone was a T-Rex - Thats why i was hiding under the table. Never doing shrooms with Drunk people again
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
This storm betta not fuck with taco tuesday
I like her because we want the same things out of life AND she actually wants to have sex with me.
I can't believe you're forcing me to handle this hangover sober
Sometimes I wish I lived alone because there would be no one to judge me if I wanted to have whiskey and popcorn for breakfast.
I have a sixth sense for large penises and lack of morals
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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