Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
So I think his penis grew over the weekend. Is that possible or does absence make the dick grow longer?
You probably don't remember. You were drunk and getting your tits drummed on like haitian bongos in a voodoo ritual.
i'm gonna fuck his crew, i'm gonna wax my asshole. i'm gonna make them all cry tears of sex joy then move to colorado.
Dammit labor day drinking cancelled due to 3 inch long table saw cut to palm
It's been over a year since we've been get-so-drunk-you-throw-beer-cans-at-fat-girls-drunk together. That needs to change.
I was expecting it to be of the "I am your vagina's reckoning" caliber.
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
I have the overwhelming need to take care of him. Both with my vagina and like emotionally.
WINE AND FILM. TALK ABOUT AN UPGRADE FROM NETFLIX AND CHILL.
Help I accidentally unlocked this guy's tragic backstory and I need a rewind button!
Met this british guy. Played pool. Broke into an apartment and had sex
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
Is it still sex if there's no nudity, no orgasms, but the neighbors bang on the wall and ask you to stop? I've honestly forgotten.
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