I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
it took me about 5 minutes before I knew it was in her ass. i thought the first time would be a bit more special
So what does a sober person do in Vegas on a Friday night?
The beer is more important than you right now.
I guess I tried to spit on a homeless man on the walk home...Out. Of.Hand.
im swimming of confusion and bacardi. where do i go from herrrrrre
I dreamt of sea otters and your boobs. My two favorite things.
Just ate a chocolate chip cookie upside down. This is what having a degree does for you.
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
sidebar: i fucked your brother last night
Glass of stolen champagne in a to go cup = tastiest hangover cure ever
How did people get blow jobs before text messaging?
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
It was platonic naked porno viewing, I swear.
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