Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
NEED BACKUP we are in the kitchen arguing about who would win in fight against lil Wayne and snoop dog
Went to bed at 4 in a strangers bed. woke up wearing scrubs, realized i was gonna be late for work so i just wore the same clothes as the day before... i don't have a toothbrush and im pretty sure there is leftover semen in my mouth. at some point i think i was at the beach cuz theres is sand in my underwear. i love newport already.
Ah shit... I sleep-ate chocolate pudding again.
Let's go free Charlie Sheen and party with him
i get of class at 4. it takes me 17 minutes to walk home and 3 to load a bowl. thank you, priority registration.
FUCK YOU. AH. FUCK BOTH OF US MORE BOOZE.
MAS TEQUILA.
do you know where my other puke covered boot is
An image of us stuck like that like Pompeii comes to mind. A wonder for future anthropologists
I think it would be reallllly cool if you took your best friend to work so she doesnt have to have an awkward cab ride with the driver she drunkenly made out with last night ...
And the next morning he asked me why I had clothes on so I said so that he could take them off again.
I just found a half a joint in my bed. . .don't know if this qualifies as a proud moment or a cry for help
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
When we were having sex last night, I told him I would replace him with tacos
I gave him a BJ in the shower
I just fell and it seemed like a good idea when I was down there
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