Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
that's why you don't digest questionable powders from girls wearing tutus at a dirty club
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
I'm pretty sure I have a cold now from having sex on the hood of my car in the rain. Worth it? Absolutely.
It was like the perfect storm of bad decisions.
I tried to lock you in the bathroom stall because you were too drunk. But you escaped from underneath, I gave up
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Dude, on the way home the cab driver asked why you didn't bring a guy home and referred to you as "one night stand girl"
I think that's why god made me a woman. Bc it's harder to slap people in the face with a vagina.
The condition was that I had to eat her out to Beethoven
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Aaaand the winner of the worst decision of Sunday night goes to me as I pull up to his house in my lingerie.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
Can you please come in my room and pour water in my mouth? Too hungover to move. btw who is this guy in my bed? Can't see his face. Cute?
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