Richard, I just read on your Twitter account that you have enjoyed a, "Much needed post birthday smoothie..."...A bit revealing, no?
He told me i was the nicest person he's ever arrested for DUI
The streak lives on, still havent been to Towson without throwing up
woke up to an overdrawn credit card. did you order the dawsons creek boxset last night?
i hope so.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
You guys crashed sarahs vespa into a snowbank and its still there. not cool.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
You threw a bunch of trashcans into the middle of the street and nothing happened. I fell on one car and suddenly there were cops everywhere...
At this point I just want to meet a man with a job.
I stole a fireplace last night.
After a while I was so wet that I started crying. HE MADE ME SO HORNY I WEPT.
I think he should just go away to a small penis island and never come back
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
We have hung out 5 times and only had sex 3 of those times. I'd call that friendship
Turns out I screen transfered my streaming trucker restroom porn vid to the downstairs neighbors'TV instead of my own, damn you chromecast
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