I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
absolutely 100% incorrect. and i love you more you silk skinned goddess
I puked while I was brushing my teeth this morning and had to get a new tbrush
Ew, did you brush them again?
Yeah but i puked on the new one and decided to give up...failure
imagine playing with puppies while we're drunk.
Like... we could film it and put like, "do you believe in magic" as the backround song and it would be complete joy.
since we're both too lazy to go to each others house, you drink there, i'll drink here and we'll skype. it's the same thing.
this is like black Friday for my dealer. I'm literally standing in line.
Oh my god it just tripped me out that I used to be a baby, I had to tell you.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
Not enough clothes on. Not enough vagina. Not enough drugs in my body.
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
apparently i tried to facetime the drunk bus last night, that's probably why we had to walk back to campus
Drunk ass.
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
How does one un superglue their foot to the floor
I don't think tits should taste like fish.
Unexpected pro of the hostel though: literally down the street from Coors Field. I could literally fart on the building in five minutes.
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