Do you have any idea how hard it is to cum to Chingy?!
He talks to me in this sweet I know you might be pregnant voice.
why oh why did i suck thise tits. nothing but trouble fuuuuuu
Just got a picture message from my sister of the two of us wearing cowboy hats and pressing our bare asses together. Do you remember enough to explain?
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
You just seemed really offended whenever my cup was empty.
I don't know which part of you thought this was funny but it's fucked up to wake up in that much fluff and now we don't have a couch. Fuck you.
Just blew a guy who had the same phone case as me. It was destiny.
Lusting after Beyonce when you're a lesbian is like having a crush on Jesus. You just don't do it.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If I'm walking weird, don't judge me. Things got kinda outta hand with the GoPro on.
They are going to name an STD after you.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
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