So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
i used baking grease as lip gloss
Only your vagina holds the key to what happened last night.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I never thought I'd say this but my vagina is taking a serious break for awhile
you goin out tonight?
who is this.
your orgasm for tonight
Valentines day isn't about being a couple in love..... It's about chocolate and faking orgasms.
Tell Chris I said sorry for yelling "It's my vagina, let me do what I want with it!" at the party last night.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
Why must everything this weekend have to do with something going into or coming out of my vagina?
Nothing says "forever alone" like receiving a friendship bracelet from your parents.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
I can't come. It's so cold my uterine walls have frozen together like a cherry popsicle.
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
Randomize
