she said i was amazing, then i left to room to take the rubber off and came back to find her masturbating with my xbox controller while niko got a call from roman.
My cha cha got a haircut
thank god. going down on you was like chewing on astroturf
Smoking bowl and applying to community college. I now know how I got here.
Ill bet we could have atleast fucked a girl who fucked a guy who has fucked tara reid. That's a famous circle right?
You had a towel around you and you called it your shot bib.
Our house almost burnt down last night. I woke up at 4:10am to the smoke alarm going off bc the bean bag chair was on fire so i extinguished it and smoked a bowl at 4:20 to celebrate my fire extinguishing abilities
It's kind of awesome I can smoke with my parents and tell them about thetime we used listerine in that bong
My philosophy is thug life and that means never having to say your sorry for stealing drinks off tables
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
You should really look at your snapstory. It has us screaming " MANSION DICK! SUCK IT! FUCK IT!" By the way im currently in a mansion and need you to pick me up
Well I didn't know she was a dominatrix...so I kind of just went with it
Can I pee and smoke my bong at the same time or is that like eating on the toilet
How'd your date go last night?
Well I blacked out at 1:30 and woke up naked in not-my-date's bed with an uneaten Jimmy John's sandwich.
Quote of the night award goes to my father "I like wearing my swim trunks around the house because they are cooler and more blousy for my balls". Yay dad
Try to fuck my roomie AND steal my slippers: you are no longer my favorite cousin.
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