well, if it gives you any insight into how crazy it was, i am currently wikipediaing "anullment"
he looked upset that i wasn't completely shaven. i reminded him he had begged. and beggars can't be choosers.
Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
Another reason why I like dubstep now, it makes me feel even higher than I already am.
just for future reference, lake water is NOT mix for hard stuff. nor is it an adequate substitute.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
It was the hardest I ever came in my life and once I could see straight again I just looked at him and said "cool"
He said the main reason he fucked me was cause of my storm trooper tattoo. IT ATTRACHES ALL THE HOT NERDS
He started saying the pledge of allegiance so his boner would go down. Merica.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
Funny you say that, I just sold my stripper pole to my mom tonight...
Your shirt... Was in my pants
I just typed "I've got a friend" and my phone autocompletes to "that's a dick appointment". What is my life.
Fuck this virus. We’re finally back on campus but the bars suck parties are banned sports are canceled we eat in our rooms and can’t fucking hangout with anyone. I’m tired of virtual classes and involuntary celibacy
OMG IKR! It’s not college unless we’re puking in a toilet wondering if we’re pregnant or just hungover!
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